partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

(via byrningmybridges)

fangirlingemma:

when you pass an exam you expected to fail

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(via sastielinstilettos)

yousee-butyou-donot-observe:

mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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If there is ever a day where I do not reblog this assume I’m dead.

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via memories-are-good-that-way)

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

(via houston-wearetheproblem)